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A hen(-person) complained to a cow(-person), “Look, humans are intolerable that they use contraceptives every day, but let us lay eggs.” So, the cow(-person) replied, “So what? They drink my milk every day, but nobody calls me Mommy.” It’s true, no? Yeah.
Johnny said to his friend, “My college has turned out some great men.” So, his friend asked, “I didn’t know you were a college graduate.” So, Johnny said, “I’m the one that they turned out.”
Daddy number one says, “I always stress to my kids that there must be three -sions for success: Mission, passion and vision.” OK. So, dad number two: “And the outcome?” Dad number one says again, “Alas, there is only one television in their hearts.” Kids! Only one “-sion” in their hearts, that’s television. I hope it is the Supreme Master Television.
